I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
