Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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