Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We are all done wearing pants today
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