Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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