So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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