You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have so many feelings about this burrito
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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