My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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