MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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