My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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