did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped