Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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