You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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