so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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