I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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