You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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