Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We have so much sex to catch up on
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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