i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
This is my life. Enjoy the view
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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