Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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