saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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