so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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