I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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