fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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