Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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