did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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