I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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