Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
