i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I AM VODKA MAN
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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