Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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