NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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