I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
How external is "for external use only"?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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