trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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