So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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