Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Randomize
