Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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