she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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