and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..