You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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