i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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