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Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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