If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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