absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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