To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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