Swine flu. Run for my life!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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