MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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