it hurts more in the daytime
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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