I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
