Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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