Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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