I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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