On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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