Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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