Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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