Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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